You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
