I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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