OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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