Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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