sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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