East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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