Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
