i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
