everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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