and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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