its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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