Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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