You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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