i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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