Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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