So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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