Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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