I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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