I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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