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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(818): View more from California

you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures

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(626): View more from California

a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Is my lip ring still in your hair?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises

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(712): View more from Iowa

I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now

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(718): View more from New York

Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.

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(407): View more from Florida

Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap

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