youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Randomize
