Can i not drive my cunt home
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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