Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize