it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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