i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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