he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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