Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
