That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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