Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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