lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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