It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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