I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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