Me too!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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