Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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