question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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