You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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