Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
