Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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