She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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