So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
the raccoons are back...
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