So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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