margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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