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say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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