She announced her abortion via fbk
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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