Who did Billy Mays play for?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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