I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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