Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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