SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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