Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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