She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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