Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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