it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
you never un-have a 4some
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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