I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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