I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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